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    LordHardware
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by LordHardware on Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:59 pm

    FUCK A DONKEY!


    thats what you said
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    Kermit4Prez
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Kermit4Prez on Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:06 pm

    I wrote you a poem yesterday
    Folded it small in my palm so no one could see
    But you looked past me
    And my eraser stole it


    Greatest poem ever.
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    LordHardware
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by LordHardware on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:53 pm

    kermit makes sex

    with males intest

    tines are mines

    kermit sex makes
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    BSRaven
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by BSRaven on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:22 pm

    Software, Hardware,
    Total lord of all.
    On goes lordhardware,
    But every time he falls.
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    Electro Tomato
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Electro Tomato on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:26 pm

    As the sun rises on this empty land
    Desolation
    Infamy
    Filth
    Pertrudes this dark cluster of irreplacable waste
    Nuclear product of what once was
    A great and healthy scape
    For BSRaven lived a thousand lives
    To make it prosper
    Then it struck
    Desolation
    Infamy
    Filth
    Incarnate; the Egghead strikes
    BSRaven is killed in his sleep
    Only to be resurrected
    As a powerless one


    See? I can write my own lyrics Razz
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    quakegod667
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by quakegod667 on Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:05 am

    Don't cry Tomato baby
    Your future's in an oblong box
    Don't cry Tomato baby
    You should have seen it a-coming on
    Don't cry Tomato baby
    I don't know it was in your card
    Don't cry Tomato baby
    Dead-end soul for a dead-end girl
    Don't cry Tomato baby
    And now your life drains on that floor
    Don't cry Tomato baby
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    Kermit4Prez
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Kermit4Prez on Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:28 am

    quakegod667 wrote:Don't cry Tomato baby
    Your future's in an oblong box
    Don't cry Tomato baby
    You should have seen it a-coming on
    Don't cry Tomato baby
    I don't know it was in your card
    Don't cry Tomato baby
    Dead-end soul for a dead-end girl
    Don't cry Tomato baby
    And now your life drains on that floor
    Don't cry Tomato baby

    You so crazy, Quakegod.

    You so crazy.

    I saw yuh Quakegod dancin' in yer x'ray gingham dress
    I knew you were under duress
    I knew you under yer dress
    Just keep comin' Quakegod
    Yer the best dressed
    You look dandy in the sky but you don't scare me
    Cause I got you here in my eye
    In this lifetime you got my Quakegod gets me blues
    With yer jaw hangin' slack 'n yer hair's curlin'
    Like an ole navy fork stickin' in the sunset
    The way you were dancins I knew you'd never come back
    You were strainin 't' keep yer'
    Old black cracked patent shoes
    In this lifetime you got my Quakegod gets me blues
    Well the way you'd been ole Quakegod
    I could see the fear in yer windows
    Under yer furry crawlin' brow
    Uh silver bow rings up in inches
    You were afraid you'd be the devil's red wife
    But it's alright God dug yer dance
    'n would have you young 'n in his harum
    Dress you the way he wants cause he never had uh doll
    Cause everybody made him uh boy
    'n God didn't think t' ask his preference
    You can bring yer dress 'n yer favorite dog
    'n yer husband's cane
    'n yer old spotted hog
    Cause in this lifetime
    You've got my Quakegod gets me blues
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    BSRaven
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by BSRaven on Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:32 am

    Kermi, Kermi,
    No way is he a Furby,
    Kermi, Kermi,
    Why does he ignore me?

    (inb4 Electro + Death metal lyrics)
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    LordHardware
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by LordHardware on Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:24 am

    BSRAVEN

    (dun da da dun)

    Crazy raveeeen

    (Dun da da Dun)

    ITS TIME TO DIE!
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    Electro Tomato
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Electro Tomato on Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:07 pm

    In the shades of night
    A lone Lord rules over his phantom kingdom
    Pointlessness shown to be
    Lycanthropic infamy
    The hardware shall never rise

    Shaping abstract xenoscapes
    Undetermined reality
    Determining its own existence
    Life through nonexistence
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    Kermit4Prez
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Kermit4Prez on Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:10 pm

    I laughed
    I cried
    I peed my pants
    Then I read your poem.
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    Glue
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Glue on Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:22 pm

    You make me rofl (Roff-el)
    While I'm eating waffles
    Sometimes I choke
    but you still make great jokes Awsum Face


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    Electro Tomato
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Electro Tomato on Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:38 pm

    Echoes of a fallen malleable entity
    A name bestowed through unholy baptism
    Black masses refer to him as Ecko
    Ye Entranceemperiums Ecko

    Born in the chamber of the thosand whispering eyes
    Tattoos given by brimstone by Lucifer
    Granted powers; deemed demigod by feeble Earth

    Understanding
    Hacked apart
    Well being
    The Mind Eraser Entranceemperium Ecko lives
    Turning those husks of what was once
    A respectable and amusing man
    To ashes as he summons the inferno

    Echoes of a fallen malleable entity
    A name feared by many a cosmic deity
    Universal necrotic starscreamers refer to him as Ecko
    Ye Entranceemperiums Ecko
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    quakegod667
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by quakegod667 on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:19 am

    Electric!
    Jugga-jigga-wugga.
    Black Fruit!
    Jugga-jigga-wugga.
    Deli style!
    Jugga-jigga-wugga.
    Coke-Trooper-Chef?
    Jugga-jigga-wugga.
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    BSRaven
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by BSRaven on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:42 pm

    QUAKE! QUAKE! (DU DU DUN DUN DU)
    MAIL! MAIL! (DU DU DUN DUN DU)
    QUAKE! QUAKE! (DA DA DAN DAN DAN)
    Made of noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing but fail (DA DA DADA DE DE DUN DUN)

    (repeat ad nauseum)
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    Electro Tomato
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Electro Tomato on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:11 pm

    Basalt embers are splashed onto my face
    BSRaven administers his hate
    Upon me; unworthy adversary

    Limestone needles penetrate my skull
    His torture methods excruciating
    He lost his great land
    And now he stews in his own filth

    The end has gone
    And oh BSRaven, what will you do?
    Your leadership was great
    But stolen from you
    Are you going to take
    What was yours by destiny and fate?
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    Kermit4Prez
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Kermit4Prez on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:12 pm

    It's Electric!

    You can't see it
    It's electric!
    You gotta feel it
    It's electric!
    Ooh, it's shakin'
    It's electric!

    Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
    She's a pumpin' like a matic
    She's a movin' like electric
    She sure got the boogie

    You gotta know it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie!
    Now you can't hold it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie!
    But you know it's there,
    Yeah here there everywhere

    I've got to move,
    I'm going on a party ride
    I've got to groove, groove, groove,
    And from this music I just can't hide.

    Are you comin' with me?
    Come let me take you on a party ride
    And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
    I'll teach you the electric slide

    Some say it's mystic
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    You can't resist it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    You can't do without it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
    She's movin' like electric
    She sure got the boogie

    Don't wanna lose it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    But you can't choose it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    But you know it's there,
    Yeah here there everywhere

    I've got to move,
    Come let me take you on a party ride
    And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
    I'll teach you the electric slide

    Some say it's mystic
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    You can't resist it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    You can't do without it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
    She's movin' like electric
    She sure got the boogie

    Don't wanna lose it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    But you can't choose it
    It's electric
    Boogie woogie, woogie
    But you know it's there,
    Yeah here there everywhere
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    Electro Tomato
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Electro Tomato on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:24 pm

    Girls go chopping in the town
    Female madness all around
    Beauties on a killing spree
    Dames of death walk on high heels

    Evil women, psycho chicks
    Blood like lipstick on their lips
    Mad, fericious, feminine
    Such curvatious mean machines

    They're rising at midnight
    They reek of the grave
    They'll pay back betrayal with rage

    Girls go chopping for revenge
    Retribution night
    Bring the axe down

    Girls go chopping for revenge
    Blood will flow on sight
    Drowning our town

    Girls go chopping in the town
    Lady frenzy going down
    Zombie babies with teasing hips
    They love turning dirty tricks

    Every reason to attack
    No excuses for a whack
    Go berserk Miss Piggy style
    Kermit's legs are gonna fry
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    Zmannnn
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Zmannnn on Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:34 am

    Tomatoes are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Tomatoes are gay
    and so are you


    Edit: I have 69th post
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    Electro Tomato
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Electro Tomato on Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:47 pm

    Zmannnn's adventurous exploitations
    Uninhibited by the rectal domain
    Anal disfiguration is imminent
    If Zmannnn is intent on making you scream
    Run away

    Zmannnn
    Rips apart your intestines
    Zmannnn
    Spears your prostate on his spearlike erection
    Zmannnn
    Turn you into a drag whore
    Zmannnn
    Tears straight through you and makes you bite the floor

    Deathly concoction of acid and semen
    Eats away at your rectal wall
    Pushing harder is his will
    To make your intestines collapse
    Your stomach fall

    Zmannnn
    Rips apart your intestines
    Zmannnn
    Spears your prostate on his spearlike erection
    Zmannnn
    Turn you into a drag whore
    Zmannnn
    Tears straight through you and makes you bite the floor

    Roving the desert
    Wind in his face
    Finds a camel
    Feels no disgrace
    At hunching it over
    And having his way
    Zmannnn lives to fatally
    Sodomize another day

    Zmannnn
    Zmannnn
    Zmannnn
    Zmannnn
    Zmannnn!
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    foxgrl93
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by foxgrl93 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:16 pm

    That was ...... wow
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    Zpj
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Zpj on Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:25 am

    And oh, so true.


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    Glue
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Glue on Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:17 pm

    Zmannnn wrote:Tomatoes are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Tomatoes are gay
    and so are you


    Edit: I have 69th post

    Epic fucking win!


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    Electro Tomato
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by Electro Tomato on Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:34 pm

    Ecko
    Hates me
    For reasons
    Unknown to me
    This is most sad
    And also distubing
    For I do not know why
    He incessantly has vicious
    Qualms about my every move and
    Through this, shows character flaws.

    More bars in more places.
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    LordHardware
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    Re: Write a Poem about the user above you.

    Post by LordHardware on Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:49 am

    electro tomato
    his verbosity
    suggests
    in such a way
    that his artistic
    prowess
    far outweighs
    my own.

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