Write a Poem about the user above you.

FUCK A DONKEY!


thats what you said

I wrote you a poem yesterday
Folded it small in my palm so no one could see
But you looked past me
And my eraser stole it


Greatest poem ever.

kermit makes sex

with males intest

tines are mines

kermit sex makes

Software, Hardware,
Total lord of all.
On goes lordhardware,
But every time he falls.

As the sun rises on this empty land
Desolation
Infamy
Filth
Pertrudes this dark cluster of irreplacable waste
Nuclear product of what once was
A great and healthy scape
For BSRaven lived a thousand lives
To make it prosper
Then it struck
Desolation
Infamy
Filth
Incarnate; the Egghead strikes
BSRaven is killed in his sleep
Only to be resurrected
As a powerless one


See? I can write my own lyrics

Don't cry Tomato baby
Your future's in an oblong box
Don't cry Tomato baby
You should have seen it a-coming on
Don't cry Tomato baby
I don't know it was in your card
Don't cry Tomato baby
Dead-end soul for a dead-end girl
Don't cry Tomato baby
And now your life drains on that floor
Don't cry Tomato baby

quakegod667 wrote:Don't cry Tomato baby
Your future's in an oblong box
Don't cry Tomato baby
You should have seen it a-coming on
Don't cry Tomato baby
I don't know it was in your card
Don't cry Tomato baby
Dead-end soul for a dead-end girl
Don't cry Tomato baby
And now your life drains on that floor
Don't cry Tomato baby

You so crazy, Quakegod.

You so crazy.

I saw yuh Quakegod dancin' in yer x'ray gingham dress
I knew you were under duress
I knew you under yer dress
Just keep comin' Quakegod
Yer the best dressed
You look dandy in the sky but you don't scare me
Cause I got you here in my eye
In this lifetime you got my Quakegod gets me blues
With yer jaw hangin' slack 'n yer hair's curlin'
Like an ole navy fork stickin' in the sunset
The way you were dancins I knew you'd never come back
You were strainin 't' keep yer'
Old black cracked patent shoes
In this lifetime you got my Quakegod gets me blues
Well the way you'd been ole Quakegod
I could see the fear in yer windows
Under yer furry crawlin' brow
Uh silver bow rings up in inches
You were afraid you'd be the devil's red wife
But it's alright God dug yer dance
'n would have you young 'n in his harum
Dress you the way he wants cause he never had uh doll
Cause everybody made him uh boy
'n God didn't think t' ask his preference
You can bring yer dress 'n yer favorite dog
'n yer husband's cane
'n yer old spotted hog
Cause in this lifetime
You've got my Quakegod gets me blues

Kermi, Kermi,
No way is he a Furby,
Kermi, Kermi,
Why does he ignore me?

(inb4 Electro + Death metal lyrics)

BSRAVEN

(dun da da dun)

Crazy raveeeen

(Dun da da Dun)

ITS TIME TO DIE!

In the shades of night
A lone Lord rules over his phantom kingdom
Pointlessness shown to be
Lycanthropic infamy
The hardware shall never rise

Shaping abstract xenoscapes
Undetermined reality
Determining its own existence
Life through nonexistence

I laughed
I cried
I peed my pants
Then I read your poem.

You make me rofl (Roff-el)
While I'm eating waffles
Sometimes I choke
but you still make great jokes

Echoes of a fallen malleable entity
A name bestowed through unholy baptism
Black masses refer to him as Ecko
Ye Entranceemperiums Ecko

Born in the chamber of the thosand whispering eyes
Tattoos given by brimstone by Lucifer
Granted powers; deemed demigod by feeble Earth

Understanding
Hacked apart
Well being
The Mind Eraser Entranceemperium Ecko lives
Turning those husks of what was once
A respectable and amusing man
To ashes as he summons the inferno

Echoes of a fallen malleable entity
A name feared by many a cosmic deity
Universal necrotic starscreamers refer to him as Ecko
Ye Entranceemperiums Ecko

Electric!
Jugga-jigga-wugga.
Black Fruit!
Jugga-jigga-wugga.
Deli style!
Jugga-jigga-wugga.
Coke-Trooper-Chef?
Jugga-jigga-wugga.

QUAKE! QUAKE! (DU DU DUN DUN DU)
MAIL! MAIL! (DU DU DUN DUN DU)
QUAKE! QUAKE! (DA DA DAN DAN DAN)
Made of noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing but fail (DA DA DADA DE DE DUN DUN)

(repeat ad nauseum)

Basalt embers are splashed onto my face
BSRaven administers his hate
Upon me; unworthy adversary

Limestone needles penetrate my skull
His torture methods excruciating
He lost his great land
And now he stews in his own filth

The end has gone
And oh BSRaven, what will you do?
Your leadership was great
But stolen from you
Are you going to take
What was yours by destiny and fate?

It's Electric!

You can't see it
It's electric!
You gotta feel it
It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin'
It's electric!

Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie

You gotta know it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can't hold it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere

I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music I just can't hide.

Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide

Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie

Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere

I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide

Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie

Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere

Girls go chopping in the town
Female madness all around
Beauties on a killing spree
Dames of death walk on high heels

Evil women, psycho chicks
Blood like lipstick on their lips
Mad, fericious, feminine
Such curvatious mean machines

They're rising at midnight
They reek of the grave
They'll pay back betrayal with rage

Girls go chopping for revenge
Retribution night
Bring the axe down

Girls go chopping for revenge
Blood will flow on sight
Drowning our town

Girls go chopping in the town
Lady frenzy going down
Zombie babies with teasing hips
They love turning dirty tricks

Every reason to attack
No excuses for a whack
Go berserk Miss Piggy style
Kermit's legs are gonna fry

Tomatoes are Red
Violets are Blue
Tomatoes are gay
and so are you


Edit: I have 69th post

Zmannnn's adventurous exploitations
Uninhibited by the rectal domain
Anal disfiguration is imminent
If Zmannnn is intent on making you scream
Run away

Zmannnn
Rips apart your intestines
Zmannnn
Spears your prostate on his spearlike erection
Zmannnn
Turn you into a drag whore
Zmannnn
Tears straight through you and makes you bite the floor

Deathly concoction of acid and semen
Eats away at your rectal wall
Pushing harder is his will
To make your intestines collapse
Your stomach fall

Zmannnn
Rips apart your intestines
Zmannnn
Spears your prostate on his spearlike erection
Zmannnn
Turn you into a drag whore
Zmannnn
Tears straight through you and makes you bite the floor

Roving the desert
Wind in his face
Finds a camel
Feels no disgrace
At hunching it over
And having his way
Zmannnn lives to fatally
Sodomize another day

Zmannnn
Zmannnn
Zmannnn
Zmannnn
Zmannnn!

That was ...... wow

And oh, so true.

Zmannnn wrote:Tomatoes are Red
Violets are Blue
Tomatoes are gay
and so are you


Edit: I have 69th post

Epic fucking win!

Ecko
Hates me
For reasons
Unknown to me
This is most sad
And also distubing
For I do not know why
He incessantly has vicious
Qualms about my every move and
Through this, shows character flaws.

More bars in more places.

electro tomato
his verbosity
suggests
in such a way
that his artistic
prowess
far outweighs
my own.